beeeeeeeeeeef.

ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

nunfollowed:

today in science i said proton gang or die and a girl reported me to our teacher for gang-like behavior

there are two types of people

cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

teamfortress64:

i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent