beeeeeeeeeeef.

ham-and-pineapple:

pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

today in science i said proton gang or die and a girl reported me to our teacher for gang-like behavior

there are two types of people

cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

teamfortress64:

i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent

Hui guise. I'm Kira. You can call me kbear, kb, big k, or buke. I'm a second degree black belt and a soccer goalie for Waterville. I teach karate to little kiddies to earn me some moolah. I'm a milkaholic and I have a thing for lawngnomes. I wear sweatpants like it's my job. But that's okay. Don't talk to me if you can't use proper grammar. Don't mind my manly voice; I sing soprano. I skate every sunday. My lips are chapped. I wish I knew where my chapstick was. I don't hold down the shift key to make a capital letter. I use caps lock everytime. I play the ukulele. I couldn't successfully put up my own hair until this summer. And even now, it's a challenge. I can't sleep with socks on. When I was little, I used to hide the remote from my Nana and she would have to call me at home to ask me where I put it. Tommy calls me his Little Princess. I think it's cuute. I have rules for how I type online/text. They are very complicated. You could ask me about them and I'd gladly explain them to you. But goood luck understanding them. I don't like odd numbers. I count the stairs everytime I go up or down them, even if I know exactly how many there are. I'm single. Goood luck changing that right now. I'm fluent in 1337. I take latin. I go to church now. I love people & I hate people. Let's hope you catch me on a goood day.

Ken's Version:

Hi, I'm Kira, and I'm the most amazing, craziest, prettiest girl you'll ever meet.(;
Kirakirakira is the most incredibly unique girl I know. There's no single word that can describe her, and hell, who needs words to describe her anyways? She's like my younger sister that I wish was actually my sister (sorry Rachel). She's sweet, she's funny as hell, but she's also down to Earth when it counts. If you haven't had the chance to talk to her, DO IT NOW. You'll never regret it, EVER. If you have talked to her, you know how funny and random she is, and how lovable she is. I freakin' love this girl so much, and if you ever upset her, you'll have to deal with me. Don't forget that she's actually a really awesome, thinking person too, and has serious thoughts too. I usually see her with a smile, or doing something stupid... which is great, but I enjoy the regular talks that me and her have, too. She has some really cool ideas, and thinks of things that some people don't even bother to think of. She's an all-around great girl, talk to her... OR ELSE. Love her, OR ELSE. Love you Kira! ;D

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