i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
I’m so late I could ride a horse.
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
today i learned that “bae” stands for “before anyone else” and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something